Wrong Question: Why Not Study Classics?
Where else can you have this much fun on the Ides of March (2002)?
Or outdoors in December? See news article from 2010.
Or indoors in January? See news article from 2012.
And just imagine what Classics professors do in their spare time: JibJab
Still not convinced? Watch these YouTube videos:
Famous folks who studied Classics in their youth: http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~loxias/educ.htm